Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Patch?

What kind of patch does a farmer use on his jeans? A cabbage patch.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Bark

What will always bark and never bite? A tree

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Bar

Two men walk into a bar and one does not. Why? The third guy ducked. =)

Friday, February 22, 2013

Joke/Riddle

What did one tree say to the other? Let's make like a tree and leaf.