Thursday, August 12, 2010

Lying to get a Bible

I'm blogging this for my dad's sake. When he was young, he and his brother went to church. The people at the church asked whose birthday it was. My dad said it was his. His brother said it was not. My dad asked,"When is my birthday?" His brother said," I do not know; but it is not today."
The people at the church gave my dad the benefit of the doubt though it was not his birthday. He got a Bible. That taught him. =)

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Smile

I was walking downtown in Austin, TX apparently with a smile- three men were standing outside of a club; one said,"Could I see that smile again?" I turned and smiled. Then he said,"Does your man appreciate that smile?" Smiling I said yes he does, and then thanked Jesus that He likes my smile. =)

Friday, July 23, 2010

Bad Baby

I was watching a few two year old boys who are fraternal twins. They noticed I had a small scratch- owiee- on my hand. They said I needed boo boo juice, looked really concerned, and asked what happened. I told them a baby scratched me and one of them said,"Bad baby," with a look of righteousness on his face. I told him it was an accident but he still had that look; it was funny.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Carry


Thanks to my friend for this. =)

Funny Duck

Hmmm

James 4:7 says "Submit to God, resist the devil and the devil must flee." So I'm listening to James or Josh McDonald and he says that trials bring us closer to God. So whether we go through a trial to grow us or whether it is because we are not submitting to Him and are dishonoring Him; the way to get out out of it and feel peace is to submit to God and do things His way which is the right way anyway.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

More Iraq humor
















Prayers and love... I got these pics in an email from a friend.

Iraq Humor

God bless the troops and their families lots more. =)

Sunday, January 31, 2010

From 777 Jokes - a book

A little boy learned that God made a woman from Adam's rib when Adam slept. Later that day the little boy laid down on the ground and said his side hurt. His mom asked if he was ok and the boy said that his rib hurt, and he thought he was going to have a wife. =)