Washing cars in the rain

I washed my car like my mom and I used to do in the rain- what an easy rinse!  =)  The Best!

Patch?

What kind of patch does a farmer use on his jeans? A cabbage patch.

Bark

What will always bark and never bite? A tree

Bar

Two men walk into a bar and one does not. Why? The third guy ducked. =)

Joke/Riddle

What did one tree say to the other? Let's make like a tree and leaf.

Sweaty

A boy I watched finished a marathon race for ages 4 and up. His mom said he did great and asked him how he felt. He said sweaty. =)

Family Friendly Joke

Why are frogs always happy? Because they eat what bugs them... Thanks to one of the twins I watch for the joke. =) The best.