It has been way to long! Here goes... I'll change the names to protect the guilty. =)
A while ago at work I got a number from a coworker who had a pole saw (a pole with a saw on it to cut down tree limbs). Another coworker- Anton - heard me get Linus' number and not his and said with exaggerated offense, "How come you are getting his number and not mine?"
"Linus has a pole saw," I said.
"A what?!?" said Anton.
Hee hee hee!
Hopefully this comes across written as well as it does told.